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damnthatswhatshesaid:


One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. 

This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove. 

(Source: thekingwizard)

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Causes of World War I

Austria:
Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
Serbia:
Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
Russia:
Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
Germany:
Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
France:
Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
Germany:
Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
Britain:
Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
Germany:
Make me bitches